With a long career in public service, spent navigating the landscape of human incompetence, ignorance, and sheer obliviousness, Vic now has the enthusiasm of a coiled sock.
In work he has grown tiresome of 'leaders' who think “synergy” is a real skill, managers who need a 45 minute meeting to decide what font to use in an email, and co-workers that manage to dodge responsibility with the agility of a seasoned escape artist.
When not working, Vic has been conditioned to never underestimate the ability of some people to cause annoyance. This is usually due to their lack of awareness or basic manners, although to Vic, some do actually appear to make a concerted effort to ruin his day!
Jack is a middle-aged marvel who calls the peaceful suburbs home but braves the bustling streets of London daily. By day, he's a commuter warrior, battling train delays and crowded platforms. By night, he's a home counties recluse awaiting the revolution of people wanting a normal, traditional life.
From the agony of the daily commute, the absurdities of politics, and the highs and lows of human nature, Jack has an opinion on everything —and he's not afraid to share it. Jack is allergic to woke and has daily medication to try to prevent a flair up.
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